Have you been out today?

Oh, I don't know. I think you're being too hard on yourself. There's some rather nice hatching on the right hand page, particularly that bloke with a moustache at middle-left going 'D'oh' or 'Bah' or some other such exclamatory EJACULATION.

 

Mr Chester, I am surprised at you, COMING here with your innuendo-laden filth. Although it does at least show some BALLS. I wouldn't have thought you had the SPUNK. (etc. and so on)

 

(Beginning to fear that the days of my career as a children's author may be numbered...)

 

Why's that then? There's nothing here but clean wholesome commentary.

If memory serves me correctly, there's a lot of expostulating and ejaculating in the Sherlock Holmes stories. People are always banging on about the thick fog in Victorian London being a problem, but with all the ejaculating going on there must have been a hell of a mess...