Tuesday, March 17, 2015

from the archives 

John Purcell Paper A5(ish) sketchbook number 3, begun 25th July 2001

Oh dear. Nothing to see here. Move along quickly, please.

Click for bigger, if, you know, that's what you want.

Oh, I don't know. I think you're being too hard on yourself. There's some rather nice hatching on the right hand page, particularly that bloke with a moustache at middle-left going 'D'oh' or 'Bah' or some other such exclamatory EJACULATION.

Mr Chester, I am surprised at you, COMING here with your innuendo-laden filth. Although it does at least show some BALLS. I wouldn't have thought you had the SPUNK. (etc. and so on)

(Beginning to fear that the days of my career as a children's author may be numbered...)

Why's that then? There's nothing here but clean wholesome commentary.

If memory serves me correctly, there's a lot of expostulating and ejaculating in the Sherlock Holmes stories. People are always banging on about the thick fog in Victorian London being a problem, but with all the ejaculating going on there must have been a hell of a mess...

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