Have you been out today?

It's a sad fact that there are probably more people looking up "faulty stopcock" than doing searches for cool artists what this means is that, soon you will be more famous than any other cool artist.
Especially amongst people with broken toilets.

 

Of course this very post has now usurped the previous one as the number one Google result. So now I have the top two spots. I could keep going on like that and get the whole top ten if I wanted...

The irony is that what I was referring to in the original post wasn't even a stopcock at all I don't think. I was using the word incorrectly. Appalled plumbers everywhere are probably even now organising a boycott of my work.