Monday, September 19, 2005
Been away on holiday (to Padstow in Cornwall) but luckily, because I so cleverly fail to post with any regularity, you almost certainly won't have noticed any difference in my absence.
Anyway, back now and normal service will be resumed. So, speak to you again in a couple of weeks then...
Ooh, and happy birthday Pete.
Friday, September 09, 2005
hurried polar bear joke
So, a polar bear walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm...
...and he says to the barman...
...and the barman says...
...and the polar bear says...
Boom and, indeed, boom.
Kindly supplied by Ms Vikki Nelson
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one. But the lightbulb really has to want to change.
Contributed by me.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
hurried penguin joke
So... this penguin walks into a bar and says to to the barman: "Have you seen my brother?"
And the barman says: "No, what does he look like?"
Kindly supplied by the missus.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Did you read about the corduroy pillow in the paper today?
It made the headlines.
Kindly supplied by Mr Nick Tuliani.
credit where it's due (almost)
Forgot to say: the pirate joke came from somebody on the Illustrators Yahoogroup a while back. Thanks to whoever it was.
Monday, September 05, 2005
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they...
theme week 3: bad jokes
Commencing very soon. Still time for someone to submit one last bad joke. Haven't had a lightbulb one yet and I do like a good (bad) lightbulb joke.
Also your suggestions are welcomed, either by email or as comments, for the next theme week (that'll be, um, October 3rd to 7th).